Knowing full well the Paparazzi are staked outside her home, Kate Gosselin..(Jon & Kate Plus 8) decided to stroll around in a bikini this morning for no apparent reason.
Unless, of course, this is her way of discouraging media attention in which case, well played. Now all she has to do is hope she didn't severely underestimate the "ass like a tanned lump of Play-Doh"-loving demographic who are probably thinking it's Christmas morning right about now.
As You See In the Photos She Suffers From What My Bros Tell Me Is "NO ASS AT ALL" Very Contagious
Also People Have been emailing me since word got out about her marriage being OVER... I got a lil info about Her New BodyGuard seems this Guy is "Essentially her Jon replacement because all she does is boss him around! She doesn't even let him drive and she makes him sit in the passenger seat." Aww poor guy! Hopefully it's worth the money!
I also Hear she screams at fans who try to take her picture. When 1 of my readers approached Kate On Tuesday afternoon the monster mother of 8 proceeded to yell at the woman, "Don't Say anything To Me!"
Kate seemed to be in a very sour mood and Paparazzi (Yes I Know a Few Very well) also tell Me, "Kate must not miss her kids too much, because she's been away from them for four days and the first thing she does is go to the mall the day she comes back home."
So what do you think about this reality TV mom? Is she misunderstood or is she so evil she makes Octomom look like a saint?
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Unless, of course, this is her way of discouraging media attention in which case, well played. Now all she has to do is hope she didn't severely underestimate the "ass like a tanned lump of Play-Doh"-loving demographic who are probably thinking it's Christmas morning right about now.
As You See In the Photos She Suffers From What My Bros Tell Me Is "NO ASS AT ALL" Very Contagious
Also People Have been emailing me since word got out about her marriage being OVER... I got a lil info about Her New BodyGuard seems this Guy is "Essentially her Jon replacement because all she does is boss him around! She doesn't even let him drive and she makes him sit in the passenger seat." Aww poor guy! Hopefully it's worth the money!
I also Hear she screams at fans who try to take her picture. When 1 of my readers approached Kate On Tuesday afternoon the monster mother of 8 proceeded to yell at the woman, "Don't Say anything To Me!"
Kate seemed to be in a very sour mood and Paparazzi (Yes I Know a Few Very well) also tell Me, "Kate must not miss her kids too much, because she's been away from them for four days and the first thing she does is go to the mall the day she comes back home."
So what do you think about this reality TV mom? Is she misunderstood or is she so evil she makes Octomom look like a saint?
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Follow Me @MaddBlogger and Let Me Know
Damn!Why's that whitedude wearing a bikini.Old nasty Jack Lemmon pancake booty lookin bitch!She got a terminal case of "noassitall".Give that hoe a silicone ass implant 4 real!!!She a real hot ghetto mess!!
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