Thursday, July 2, 2009

This is Just a Warning!!!

Yo. I wasn't Even gonna do this But I got a Person who has Officially Made My SHIT list.
I get on twitter today and the 1st thing I see it a Tweet from some Lame Corn Ball Wanna Be Named "Catfishmouth" If you talked to me Via email,on Twitter or Just listened to me on Sexy India's Radio show You know Im Normal,Im Chill But this Person Has Officially fucked up.
I sent out a Tweet about this Person and I got this Response"Its some gay dude that harasses her. He made a couple of fake pages and tried to fight with her a few times"
Really?? Catfishmouth I will Fucking Destroy You. Whoever you are I will Find out. I have Connections within the Twitter Company. I found out that you do most of your Tweets On an Iphone. I also found an Ip address on You. That can Lead to an actual address....
Do You Really Wanna Play?? I Suggest You Fall Back and Do it Moving. This is Just Warning Shots....Next Time Your Ass Is Mine......

On the Red Carpet at the BET Awards

On the red carpet at the BET Awards, as CNN’s Don Lemon interviewed him, Joe Jackson was contemptuous and put-off , willing to give only terse, perfunctory answers to complicated questions. Jackson, resembling a baked potato in a pair of cheap sunglasses, came off more as a gold miner eager to stake a claim than the grieving father of his world-famous son.
I have friends who have lost parakeets, dogs, guinea pigs and wino uncles, and they’ve spent more time in mourning than Michael Jackson's father. I've been more distraught over bad sushi. He struck me as someone with a hurried agenda—in a hurry to cash a check—more than a man who has lost a son. What kind of grieving father pulls in publicists to give a statement about their grief, or a lawyer/yes-man, or some kind of micro-pimp huckster in a wide-brimmed hat to talk up some bootleg Blu-ray disk scheme?
At the BET Awards, Joe Jackson seemed far less interested in his son’s legacy, the lingering questions surrounding his death and the children he left behind. Instead, he took the opportunity to try to market some new brand of pop-music smack on the world. It was a bad look.
Later Jackson held a press conference—with Rev. Al Sharpton at his side—to offer some clarification on his red carpet demeanor. The press conference stank like cheap cigars and old malt liquor. It seems that he just wanted people to know that he and the family name will go on. But who needs spin at a time like this? I can’t think of anyone less qualified than Sharpton to be a Jackson family representative. Maybe bin Laden? Mike Tyson?
The Jackson family circus doesn’t need any more attractions right now. Sharpton’s appearance stokes the media madness and taints the solemnity of the moment. At the press conference, Jackson also talked about how he and his wife were taking responsibility for MJ’s children, but the couple have been estranged for years—they live in separate homes. Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but in my way of thinking, they probably aren’t the ideal couple to take on the responsibility of raising young children.
It’s notable that only Katherine Jackson has been granted temporary custody. He recently joined the petition, but all of it is quite sketchy.
In so many ways, there seems to be two Joe Jacksons. Rock-and-roll folklore gives us the portrait of the hard-working, blue-collar dad who looked into the eyes of his children and saw the flame that became The Jackson 5 and the force that was his uber-talented son, Michael. Then there is the other Joe Jackson, the one Michael remembered as hard-driving and abusive, the taskmaster hanging his dreams on the backs of his boys. The other Jackson children tell similar stories about their dad “motivating” them to perform with emotional and physical abuse.
So what will Joe do for his granchildren? “We gonna take care of them and give them the education they supposed to have,” he said at his press conference. The idea of this man trying to grandfather children who are probably already traumatized is, as Sharpton might say, "troubling" at best.
Under no circumstance should Joe Jackson be involved in raising these kids. We know how that turns out. And at 79, Katherine Jackson is not the ideal person to take custody of the children either. It may be time for mother Debbie Rowe to re-assume a role in her children’s life; there is too much at stake. I don’t know what kind of woman sells her children, but I feel better about her parenting skills than the Jacksons'.
Sad, right?
But it’s one of those choices between the evil you know versus the one you don’t. Someone needs to protect these children, and I don’t think Joe Jackson is cut out for that. I don’t doubt that Joe Jackson loved his son. But I doubt he is the best person to tend to his legacy.
Joe Jackson Has Now destroyed Millions of Peoples dreams If you haven't Heard the Bad News Here It is: "Contrary to previous news reports, the Jackson family is Officially stating that there will be no public or private viewing at Neverland.Plans are underway regarding a public memorial for Michael Jackson, and we will announce those plans shortly."
Im So Outraged By this Man. I Love Katherine Jackson and the Jackson family But Joe Jackson You are Officially On My SHIT LIST.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Porn Stars....Eros Guide...Tour

Well this took place last Year But I dont give a Fuck....It was all the Latest Eros Ho"s. Kitten & Gina Is Unconfirmed at the moment but I got some Great tips about the trip to miami Last week.....Hmmm....But I Just keep getting all these Great Tips from the general public. I Just wanna say Thank You Ladies and Gentlemen. You see Ayana Angel,Candace Von,Cat Cleavage,Dynamite,Houston,& Sinnamon Love Have all Been 100% Confirmed as EROS GUIDE SLUTS!!

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

R.I.P. Micheal Jackson










Well Hello,






Im writing this Because Personally Im Hurt Deep Down. Today I Love a Friend, a Client and a Person who can Honestly Touch People.
The Friend Im Talking about is Micheal Jackson. He died today at the age of 50. Micheal was a Good Friend Of Mine,Often He would call Me and We would Just Chit Chat about Life and Family. He was so down to earth it was just amazing how he couldn't care less about the fame and fortune. He was sincere about what he was doing. His music was remarkable and he would say "My Music is somewhat my therapy, I can paint a picture with words and its powerful".
I Met Micheal In 1993. Micheal Jackson was accused of child sexual abuse by Evan Chandler on behalf of his 13-year-old son, Jordan. I told Micheal Jackson to settle. We worked a deal. He Gave the Chandler family $22 million the following year, while the State closed its criminal investigation after the Chandlers refused to testify.
I've seen Micheal Get Married twice. (Lisa Marie & Debbie Rowe) I've also watched Micheal grow as a Human bein and not allow rumors or speculations to tear him down. Micheal Jackson to me has always been Normal. Nomatter what the media Say. The Term "Wacko Jacko" was 1st used in a British Tabloid Over How the fans would act when Micheal was over there. It got translated over into america and all these wild rumors started coming out....
Micheal Jackson to Me was 1 of the Greatest. He is the King of PoP. He Has defied the critics,the haters, and all that. He is a Legend and I pray that history reminds people of that. Micheal Jackson is gone but his legacy will always be here. Thru his music,thru his videos,thru his family,thru people he loved and trusted.
I Love you Micheal and Im Glad we had an opportunity to work with you and im glad I met you. Im glad we continued to have a friendship that lasted this long and I was waiting to see you oversees in england. I remember last week you called me and said "You got a New Dance that's going to have people talking". You called it the new "Moonwalk"
Well Micheal do me a Favor Show GOD the New Dance and All The Angels. Ill never forget you and ill always remember you.....
Dance In Peace....Micheal Jackson

Kate Gosselin (Jon & Kate + 8)"No Ass At All"













Knowing full well the Paparazzi are staked outside her home, Kate Gosselin..(Jon & Kate Plus 8) decided to stroll around in a bikini this morning for no apparent reason.
Unless, of course, this is her way of discouraging media attention in which case, well played. Now all she has to do is hope she didn't severely underestimate the "ass like a tanned lump of Play-Doh"-loving demographic who are probably thinking it's Christmas morning right about now.
As You See In the Photos She Suffers From What My Bros Tell Me Is "NO ASS AT ALL" Very Contagious
Also People Have been emailing me since word got out about her marriage being OVER... I got a lil info about Her New BodyGuard seems this Guy is "Essentially her Jon replacement because all she does is boss him around! She doesn't even let him drive and she makes him sit in the passenger seat." Aww poor guy! Hopefully it's worth the money!
I also Hear she screams at fans who try to take her picture. When 1 of my readers approached Kate On Tuesday afternoon the monster mother of 8 proceeded to yell at the woman, "Don't Say anything To Me!"
Kate seemed to be in a very sour mood and Paparazzi (Yes I Know a Few Very well) also tell Me, "Kate must not miss her kids too much, because she's been away from them for four days and the first thing she does is go to the mall the day she comes back home."
So what do you think about this reality TV mom? Is she misunderstood or is she so evil she makes Octomom look like a saint?
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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